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Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest.....We have a winner! Mustardbased.........

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by JR, May 22, 2008.

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  1. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
    Final line shouldn't be tough;
    One, two, three, four, five.
     
    imjustagirl, May 23, 2008
    #13
  2. huntsie

    huntsie Active Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Penguins aren't ready
    Sid's young and Fleury's still green
    Wings in their prime


    A Stanley Cup ring
    Does Bowman get another?
    Where does he put it?

    Silver for Stevie
    Second place to the Russians
    Wings make it better

    Red Wings in seven
    It might just be a classic
    More likely: Wings sweep.
     
    huntsie, May 23, 2008
    #14
  3. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Nice to see the Invisible Hand show up.
     
    JR, May 23, 2008
    #15
  4. Top Prospect

    Top Prospect New Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Crosby will hoist the Cup
    So will Evgeni Malkin
    Red Wings are too old

    No European
    captain has ever skated
    with the Stanley Cup!
     
    Top Prospect, May 23, 2008
    #16
  5. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Stuck in the Deep South
    Two grafs max on agate page
    None with overtime

    Hasek still on bench
    May Penguins do same to Oz
    Hockeytown is myth

    Pens restore glory
    New arena is due soon
    Starman gnashes teeth

    Versus is somewhere
    In triple digits on tube
    Bring back USA

    Thought JR sold books
    Isn't Amazon first prize
    Self-defeating plan?
     
    dixiehack, May 23, 2008
    #17
  6. Bad Guy Zero

    Bad Guy Zero Active Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    FIrst two games not seen
    Few souls have Versus at home
    NHL needs help
     
    Bad Guy Zero, May 23, 2008
    #18
  7. Beef03

    Beef03 Active Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Penguins win the Cup
    But just not yet however
    They're stuck in '83
     
    Beef03, May 23, 2008
    #19
  8. amraeder

    amraeder Well-Known Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    From worst to first in
    Just three years; these flightless birds
    Have learned how to fly.
     
    amraeder, May 23, 2008
    #20
  9. huntsie

    huntsie Active Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Bad for so long
    Couldn't miss with Crosby, Malkin
    Still a little green
     
    huntsie, May 23, 2008
    #21
  10. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Never mind ... I'm out. Huntsie wins. Brilliant!!
     
    Flash, May 23, 2008
    #22
  11. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    Huntsie's last one doesn't count
    SEE RULE 3

    Man, I love this power trippin'. Now I know how Moddy feels. :)
     
    JR, May 23, 2008
    #23
  12. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Re: Stanley Cup Final Haiku Contest..... Win a $50.00 Amazon Gift Certificate

    I was referring to his first five, Mr. King!
     
    Flash, May 23, 2008
    #24
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