St. Paul police searching for 'professionals' who removed man's testicles

??? :-\
How do you find "professional" testicle removers?

http://www.twincities.com/allheadlines/ci_6564018?source=email (via The Obscure Store)


Russell Angus just wanted relief from the pain in his groin.

So the 62-year-old St. Paul man asked doctors to remove his testicles. They refused.

He then hired "professionals" to do the surgery for him.

Now, police are looking for the two to three individuals who removed Angus' testicles at his home July 28. Police say the surgery is potentially illegal; anyone who performs medical procedures in Minnesota must be licensed to practice.
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Angus told police that he had hired two to three people to remove his testicles in his home and that he was not conscious during the surgery.

He said that when he woke up, his testicles and the "professionals" were gone and he was bleeding profusely from his groin. He called his daughter, Jessica Zemek, 26,who came over and called for help.

Police found blood in the living room, the hallway and bathroom. Angus was taken to Regions Hospital for treatment. He has since been discharged.

Officers also interviewed Angus' wife, Anna Angus, who said her husband has limited mobility and has a bedroom on the lower level of the house. She also said he spends "a great deal accessing the Internet via a computer that is housed in his bedroom," Munoz wrote in his affidavit.

She did not provide information about who may have removed her husband's testicles. Angus refused to tell police their identities because he didn't want to get them into trouble.

Police obtained a search warrant and evidence from the home, including three specimen jars, medical supplies and equipment, plastic and cloth sheets a DVD and a computer CPU.

 

Please, refrain from the "Hard Candy" and "Nip/Tuck" references.

 

Go to a farm or any decent vet.

 

This sounds like one nutty family. So Mr. Lightened Load and his wife have separate bedrooms? And how could this happened without her knowing?

 

Find the guys who did it, send some African-Americans with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch, and get medieval on 'em.

 

Or to this guy:

 

the folks who did this have some balls...

 

I saw a documentary on Sundance or IFC about people who voluntarily have limbs amputated as a fetish. I wonder if that's what this guy was doing.

 

Most. Counterproductive. Fetish. Ever.

 

I bet if the cops check the want ads for used testicles, they'll find their "professionals."

Betting the wife had a hand in this.

 

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Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.