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And in addition to the four leg quarters, make sure you get the backstraps.

 

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When I was in high school, a squirrel got into our house. I came home from school, unlocked the front door and this crazed squirrel, who seemed human sized, launched itself out the open door as I frantically jumped out of the way, school books flying. It was probably a normal sized squirrel, but it looked f-ing huge to me. Once it got out, it never came back.

 

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how 'bout if he shoots the little fuckers EVEN if the humane traps are working?

 

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I was just going to say he should shoot them once they crawl into those traps. Hey, look at that: I did anyway.

 

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Time to move.

 

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you said it, not me.

 

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It's probably more humane than catching frogs and hitting them into a pond with a whiffle ball bat, and I've actually done that before. Oh, I miss being 10 years old. ...

 

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wow. you said that, too, not me.

 

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It was fun as hell. I wouldn't do it again, obviously. But I certainly thought I was hot shit for knocking a bullfrog halfway across the pond back in 1994.

I blame the strike.

 

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I'm sure that IJAG wishes you would continue your annihilation of the frog species.

Did you ever pull the legs off a daddy long legs spider?

 

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Maybe when I was real young, but for as long as I can remember, I never wanted a thing to do with spiders.

 

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do you blame that on the strike, too?