Squirrels attack!

Somewhere, Pat Summitt is cringing.

 

THE AL-QAEDA IS RECRUITING SQUIRRELS NOW! DAMMIT! WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!

 

I'm taking this to mean that Squirrel Nation now controls US cheese production.

 

I hope you fuckers all die of rabies.

Squirrels are some dangerous motherfuckers.

http://s199.photobucket.com/albums/aa307/Write-brained/?action=view&current=MOV02004.flv

 

Is it weird that I didn't know what sound a squirrel makes until seeing that?

 

Oh lord, that brings back some bad memories of that squirrel inside my fireplace.

 

Poor little squirrel, he's so scared. I mean they can be a total terror and cause all kinds of destruction, but I hope his ultimate demise was humane.

 

No squirrels were harmed in the making of that movie.

We were assured by the pest control guy that he found a nice, safe place to release the squirrel and its family. I assume that place is not his stovetop.

At one point, based on the clown-car-like number he found in our attic, we were becoming convinced that he was releasing them back into our backyard.

 

Meh, a bullet would be quick and humane. That reminds me, I heard that the limit on killing gray squirrels when hunting is something like 20 a day or something like that. In other words, the people who make these rules are encouraging squirrel hunters to deplete the population. Since we fenced in the back yard, I rarely see any back there. Then again the dogs go out to potty several times a day, so I guess they decided my back yard wasn't worth it. I still think they are living in my bedroom walls though.

 

Twenty is incorrect. Whoever told you that is a fucking idiot.

It depends on the state but most of the time the limit is something like 6 or 8 a day.

I stand corrected. 15 a day in Florida? That's a lot of rats.

 

Florida is 12 (possession is 24). Other states are 15. I wouldn't doubt for a second that some states have 20.

 

A man's gotta provide for his family, you know...