Spreading the Heathers gospel to the next generation!

My wife's cousin is over for a few days. We were watching 90210 earlier and our cousin said Brenda looked familiar. My wife said she was in Heathers...then said "Hey, you know, I was your age when I saw Heathers for the first time."

To which I replied "Hey, me too."

*lightbulbs breaking over our heads*

So now our 16-year-old cousin is watching Heathers. Awesome. Totally awesome.

"Do they even have Thanksgiving in Africa?"

 

So you've Heathers-jacked your wife's cousin?

 

Es-ki-mo.

 

Grow up Heather. Bulimia is so '87.

Boy, is that fraught with quote function peril.

Hey Ram doesn't this cafeteria have a no fags allowed rule?

Yeah but they seem to have an open door policy for assholes don't they?

 

And given her shower-nozzle masturbation material for weeks.

 

DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY COUSIN LIKE THAT!!!!

My favorite scene, maybe, in any movie is the Maxell poster on the wall as Heather no. 1 goes down on her college boyfriend.

 

Never seen it.

 

Hello shut-in!!!

 

Wouldn't the fact I've never seen a movie you've apparently watched 100 times make me the opposite of a shut-in? Maybe?

 

Why are you being such a mega-bitch, Pallister?

 

Well. Someone's touchy.

It was just a joke. relax.

Edit: What SC said. Dammit!!!

 

what is your damage, pallister?