Sports Writer, Sullivan, Ill

I'll withhold judgment till I visit a Jimmy John, but Subways gets the job done for me.

 

Subway can't hold Jimmy John's jock.

For example, I've never been to an In n Out, but I'll take people's word that it's the best fast food burger on earth.

Trust me when I say that JJ's is the midwest's sub-style version of In n Out. People who know... know. And those that don't should want to.

 

I was in both Mattoon and Charleston in August. It's not the end of the earth, but you can see it from there.

Avoid the Sonic in Mattoon at all costs.

 

Why do you hate English as a first language, afsports?
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No, I just I hate UNEDUCATED english. That catch phrase is my pet peeve. "John Doe is good people." That's bad grammar.

 

No, I just I hate UNEDUCATED english. That catch phrase is my pet peeve. "John Doe is good people." That's bad grammar.
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I was really just chiding you, but in all seriousness, your original question makes no sense.

Oh, and Jimmy Johns is the most overrated piece of crap in history.

 

Not as long as you're still drawing breath.

 

Before Moddy comes on and stops the jack...you're wrong. In-N-Out is. dd68, do NOT believe the hype.

 

I'm not a fan of jacking, but I've seen Sullivan. This conversation is more interesting than that town, I promise you. My guess is you'll get paid in the neighborhood of 20K to watch extremely sub-par high school athletics.

IJAG, I'll withhold judgement till I wrap my lips around said cheeseburger.

 

An ad that expressly doesn't want applicants to have news experience? Wouldn't such a background only help in dealing with some of the anticipated small-town issues?

 

I DISAGREE WITH YOU IN THE MOST WHOLEHEARTED FASHION POSSIBLE.