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Sports stories that would make BAD movies:

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Point of Order, Oct 5, 2006.

  1. Point of Order

    Point of Order Active Member

    1. T.O. Does Dallas
    TO stomped to the Cowboy's star -- Now, he's one of them (laugh track). TO's zany adventures in Dallas, including the time he took WAY too many pills... on accident.

    2. The life story of John Rocker

    And, in the news division:

    Mark Foley in:
    "How I Met Your Brother"
     
  2. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    The Yankees.
     
  3. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Everyone's The Winners: A Story Of Youth Soccer.
     
  4. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    The Complete History of Hockey in America
     
  5. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    America's Prince:

    The Bill Laimbeer Story
     
  6. Drock

    Drock Member

    Only Average: The Ron Powlus Story
     
  7. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    A dog that shoots baskets.
     
  8. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    Or a monkey who plays hockey.
     
  9. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    "The Right Way To Play," starring Gilbert Gottfried as Larry Brown. :D :D
     
  10. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Oliver Miller in Anal Adventures 35.
     
  11. SCEditor

    SCEditor Active Member

    Funny story. Back when I worked at a different paper in a different town, a guy who owned a bar that I hung out always wore a Ron Powlus jersey. A buddy of mine would laugh about it and we always called him Ron Powlus.

    Fast forward a year later, and I work at a prep sports publication, and one the things we offer is a recruiting service to major colleges. Notre Dame is one of the teams on it. So I'm sitting at the office and the phone rings, and the guy says, "Hey SCEditor, this is Ron Powlus from Notre Dame." I almost -- ALMOST -- said, "Yeah, you know you're the third second-rate quarterback to call me today," thinking it was my buddy playing a trick on me. Good thing, because it really was Powlus, calling to renew their recruiting service package with us.

    He's a grad assistant up there or something.
     
  12. Point of Order

    Point of Order Active Member

    Joe Jurevicius, starring in "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days"; the key to getting open in the NFL.
     
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