Sports Reporters 12-9

Anybody see it? Albom used his parting shot to talk about Michael Imperolli's poor skills with a bat. In other words, it was a shameless plug for his TV movie tonight. Pathetic.

 

Gawd.

 

It's too bad Whitlock isn't allowed there anymore. That fat whore would fit right in with Loopy and the Dwarf.

 

He was ditched for not fitting in with Loopy and the Dwarf...

 

True. I guess fitting in has never been Big Fun's strong suit.

 

Especially if you're talking about pants ...

 

Unnecessary!!!!

 

They talked about the Heisman Trophy quite authoritatively.
What's the over-under on the number of college football games Michael's been to in the last five years?

 

Is that Michael Kay you're referring to?

Seriously, how in the holy fuck does he still have that gig? All he does is scream on the radio in the afternoon then suck at the all-glorious teat of the Yankees at night. Dude quit anything resembling journalism a long, long, long time ago.

 

No, that would be Michael L, of The Sports Reporters,

 

Oh. Even worse then.

 

Actually, I think the you could count the number of games all four have been to on both hands... well, maybe Ryan went to some BC games, but Saunders and the Little People?