Sports reporter, Strasburg, Va.

I would really love a Blueridge Salad with steak

 

Grilled shrimp in place of the steak sounds better.

 

Or perhaps an Italian BMT, courtesy of the sandwich artist who was fired for her fallacious press room antics.

 

fellatious?

 

At least she didn't leave any teeth marks.

Also, the Western Omlet at the Hi-Neighbor is grrrrrreat.

 

Don't let SuperDeuce fool you: He actually is a talented reporter and writer.

He just can't spell.

 

Still no rejection letter. Has this job been filled?

 

That it has. Letter's in the mail.

But another opening looms on the horizon.

 

Another opening? Strange.

 

Although it's just another chance for someone to enjoy a Blue Ridge Salad. Mmmmmmm.