Sports-related ringtones

thanks for the link!

i tried it and it worked well.

 

Oh Jesus. Should come in handy at the Cell-Phone Throwing Olympics.

 

OK, I guess I have to download the Monday Night Football theme first ... seeing as how that site does work for Canada.

 

Fucking great site. I'm cheap, so I decided to take the slow route, but I'm very please. I even got a 25-second clip to work on my Verizon phone. Excellent.

 

Hey, that's my line! ;D

 

I hate any ringtone that goes past 5 seconds. Make that 3 seconds.

OK, your phone is ringing. Answer it fast. I don't wanna hear 10 or 15 seconds of Your Favorite Song. Quit playing Your Concert for the Room. Nobody wants to hear it but you.

Better yet, put it on vibrate. I do, so why can't you?

Cellphones are a great tool. But please keep yours to yourself. There's enough noise on this planet anyway.

And quit talking so loud, too. We all know you're Very Important, so quit marching around and shouting on your cellphone while we're looking for a little peace and quiet. Yeah, too bad Billy pissed the bed again and Wifey is mad at you, but take it over to the corner, wouldja?

Signed,
The guy
next to you
in the airport

 

Too bad. You'll listen to "The Victors" and like it!

 

Does anyone notice on that site that the ringtones come out a bit loud and distorted?

 

I'm gonna see if I can rip a ringtone of the intro to "Kick Out The Jams."

 

I think I'll set my ringtone to Some Fat Lady at the Opera.

 

Yeah. You can't have the volume all the way up. If you bring it down a notch or two, it sounds fine.

 

Hail to those motherfuckers,
Hail to the those old cocksuckers,
Hail! Hail to Michigan,
The cesspool of the world!!!

Hail to those masturbators
Hail to those fornicators
Hail! Hail to Michigan
The cesspool of the world!!!

Hail to those flies and maggots
Hail to those whores and -------
Hail! Hail to Michigan
The cesspool of the world!!!