Sports personality (Mariotti) arrested on suspicion of felony

Write.

 

Kvetch?

 

Stare longingly into the mirror?

 

A c-note to the first person posting the mug shot. Please let Jay be wearing the orange jumper.

 

A great mugshot of Jay in an orange jumpsuit, but obviously fake judging by the days-old Strasburg quote about Bryce Harper on the ticker. Hondo would never pay me anyway.

 

Bummer - our local sheriff's office includes the mugshot in the inmate info page.

Mariotti was released about two and a half hours ago.

http://bit.ly/aZqI3g

 

Does this count?

 

I would like Moddy's take on this since he does write for Fanhouse.

 

That was as accurate as the Audrey Hepburn photo for Michael Jackson. Pure brilliance!
By the way, didn't he have to do some pretty good damage for this to be a felony, or is domestic battery automatically a felony?

 

What did Whitlock do? What did I miss?

 

Jay Marriotti got pretty comfortable throwing his grenades from the comfort and security of the press box. Nobody was safe from the stones he was so eager to throw at anyone who ever fucked up.

He forgot that what goes around often comes around. I think he's about to find that out, and it's not going to be pretty.

To be honest, it's exactly what this gas bag needs.

 

He looks good in orange.