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Spitzer girl

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by PHINJ, Mar 12, 2008.

  1. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    See, the problem here is we're thinking of it in terms of real-people money, instead of born-with-a-silver-spoon-up-his-ass money. To him, $4,300 is what $50, $60, $100 tops is to the rest of us. And I'd probably pay for a decent dinner and a few drinks for a guaranteed score with her. So would most of the unmarried masses here, whether we'd admit it or not.

    As long as she agreed not to sing, that is. It may be in the vein of today's top-40 crap, but then there's a reason I don't listen to that crap.
     
  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    mrscottnewman has had an erection for three straight days.
     
  3. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    The thread title absolutely screams for a bastardization of Jessie's Girl. My apologies to Rick Springfield:

    Spitzer is a friend,
    yeah, I know he's been
    a good friend of mine
    But lately something's changed
    that ain't hard to define
    Spitzer’s got himself a girl
    and I want to make her mine
    And she's watching him write those checks
    While she's lovin' him with that body
    I just know it
    Yeah 'n' he's banging her
    in his hotel room, late
    late at night

    You know, I wish that I had Spitzer's girl,
    I wish that I had Spitzer's girl
    Where in the yellow pages can I find a woman like that

    I play along with the lie,
    keeping it from Silda on the sly
    You know, I feel so dirty
    that he’s just a sleazeball in a suit,
    I wanna tell her that I love her,
    but I know she’s a prostitute
    'Cos she's watching him write those checks
    While she's lovin' him with that body
    I just know it
    And he's humping her in DC
    late, late at night

    Like Spitzer’s girl,
    I wish that I had Spitzer’s girl
    What escort service has a woman,
    what escort service has a woman like that

    And I'm lookin' in my bank account all the time,
    wondering what I can find the extra coin I need
    Ain’t got no silver spoon,
    Or trust account
    Paying four large ain't the way
    love supposed to be
    Tell me, where can I find an escort like that
    [Solo]
    You know, I wish that I had Spitzer’s girl,
    I wish that I had Spitzer’s girl
    I want Spitzer’s girl,
    How much to find a woman like that, like
    Spitzer’s girl,
    I wish that I had Spitzer’s girl,
    I’ll pay,
    I’ll pay for Spitzer’s girl
     
  4. Simon_Cowbell

    Simon_Cowbell Active Member

    Most expensive handful of inches of real estate in the world forecloses another putz.
     
  5. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Is any woman on this planet worth $1,000 an hour?
     
  6. Talk about deadline pressure. What if you, uh, finish the job and you still have 30 minutes left? Foot massage? Get her to pick up a pizza?
     
  7. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    BYH's woman would be worth $2.22 at that rate.
     
  8. beardpuller

    beardpuller Active Member

    Excellent. Very well done.
     
  9. markvid

    markvid Guest

    Today's headline should have been

    Spitzer Swallows Pride, Resigns.
     
  10. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    And the new reality show: Tila Tequila and Kristen -- A Double Shot at their Baby's Love.

    Their mothers must be so proud.
     
  11. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    How many bylines did they have on the John McCain story they fucked up?
     
  12. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Excellent point...
     
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