Spike your best friend's eggnog when they're not looking

Damn it, Janet!

 

"We heard your feedback about our catalog copy, which was inappropriate and in poor taste.
Bloomingdale's sincerely apologizes while offering a secret smile and a silent toast to the Gods of PR."

 

Bill Cosby just got wood and doesn't know why.

 

The recent ones? Go watch the first ones. It's like Mark Hamill and Harrison Ford are acting in different movies.

 

What can I say? I was in a generous mood. Plus, those Ewoks could act!

 

There's no such thing as bad publicity. -- P.T. Barnum

 

That was my point.

 

Understood. Phineas was merely reinforcing it.

 

That dude sort of looks like Robin Thicke, which makes it even creepier.