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Spiezio hits for the cycle, Outlaw Style

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by OnTheRiver, Feb 27, 2008.

  1. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    Glad to see rehab worked.
  2. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Is hit and run one charge or two? What about assault and battery?

    And did they charge him with being a doucherocket due to his choice in facial hair coloring?
  3. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    I think you get one for the hit, and another for the run.
  4. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    Nope, no alcohol problems on that team.

    This douchenozzle could have least taken a cue from his manager and caught a nap behind the wheel.
  5. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    So he got an RBI?
  6. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    Well... maybe. I always forget baseball scoring. When fleeing the scene of an accident, is it safe to assume the error?
  7. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    No PED problem either...
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Christ. A manager looks the other way 10 or 20 or 100 times and he's branded for life.
  9. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

  10. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Hey, at least he was driving with a license...
  11. casty33

    casty33 Active Member

    Will he shave that red junk off when he goes before the judge?
  12. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Well, utilitymen are supposed to do it all, aren't they? I'm sure Bill Pecota and Joe McEwing could get at least seven or eight charges -- in their sleep.
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