1. Welcome to SportsJournalists.com, a friendly forum for discussing all things sports and journalism.

    Your voice is missing! You will need to register for a free account to get access to the following site features:
    • Reply to discussions and create your own threads.
    • Access to private conversations with other members.
    • Fewer ads.

    We hope to see you as a part of our community soon!

Spiezio hits for the cycle, Outlaw Style

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by OnTheRiver, Feb 27, 2008.

Page 1 of 3
  1. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    Glad to see rehab worked.
     
    OnTheRiver, Feb 27, 2008
    #1
  2. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Is hit and run one charge or two? What about assault and battery?

    And did they charge him with being a doucherocket due to his choice in facial hair coloring?
     
    Armchair_QB, Feb 27, 2008
    #2
  3. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    I think you get one for the hit, and another for the run.
     
    OnTheRiver, Feb 27, 2008
    #3
  4. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    Nope, no alcohol problems on that team.

    This douchenozzle could have least taken a cue from his manager and caught a nap behind the wheel.
     
    playthrough, Feb 27, 2008
    #4
  5. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    So he got an RBI?
     
    Rumpleforeskin, Feb 27, 2008
    #5
  6. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    Well... maybe. I always forget baseball scoring. When fleeing the scene of an accident, is it safe to assume the error?
     
    OnTheRiver, Feb 27, 2008
    #6
  7. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    No PED problem either...
     
    Armchair_QB, Feb 27, 2008
    #7
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Christ. A manager looks the other way 10 or 20 or 100 times and he's branded for life.
     
    BYH, Feb 27, 2008
    #8
  9. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

     
    dixiehack, Feb 27, 2008
    #9
  10. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Hey, at least he was driving with a license...
     
    slappy4428, Feb 27, 2008
    #10
  11. casty33

    casty33 Active Member

    Will he shave that red junk off when he goes before the judge?
     
    casty33, Feb 27, 2008
    #11
  12. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Well, utilitymen are supposed to do it all, aren't they? I'm sure Bill Pecota and Joe McEwing could get at least seven or eight charges -- in their sleep.
     
    mike311gd, Feb 27, 2008
    #12
Page 1 of 3
Draft saved Draft deleted

Share This Page