"Speed"

Han shot first orginally, but Lucas in his infinite wisdom changed it in the updated ones that came out in the 90s. If you watch Kevin Smith movies, I think he makes jokes in more than one of them about Greedo shooting first.

 

Awesome.

And I love Last Boy Scout. Tommy is right, a ton of great one-liners in that one. Not great American filmmaking by any stretch, but damn enjoyable.

"Ain't life a bitch?" *BLAM!*

 

Just one of the many gems.

Alley Thug: Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
Joe Hallenbeck: That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.
Alley Thug: Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?
Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.
Alley Thug: Oh, you're real cool for somebody who's about to take a bullet.
Joe Hallenbeck: After fucking your wife I'll take two.

 

That's the part where he tells the "your wife is so fat I had to roll her around in flour to find the wet spot" joke, right?

Awesome.

 

Indeed it is.

 

Now I know what I'm watchin when I get off work. IF I make it home after our blizzard!!! damn snow!

 

"Touch me again and I'll kill you."

 

"Alright think, what Joe do if he were here. .... He'd kill somebody and smoke a cigarette!"

 

This movie should've been shot in East Texas.

 

That's the only reason I opened this thread. Darn it.

I got Speed as a gift at my post-prom party. It's still in its original cellophane.