Speaking of beer, someone just stole 100,000 bottles/cans of Moosehead

http://www.thestar.com/News/GTA/article/258579

Right under the nose of security guards.

Like the comments from the Moosehead spokesperson:

"We can't believe that of all the beer available in Canada, Moosehead would be targeted again," said company spokesperson Joel Levesque.

and

"Our biggest fear is there will be a shortage in the Toronto area. That's a lot of beer," he said, before adding a partisan marketing comment. "It strikes us the thieves obviously know what the consumers want."

 

Shitty beer?

 

Take one down, pass it around, 99,999 bottles of beer on the lam.

 

If it was some Keith's, I might be excited about this.

Moosehead, not so much.

 

They can have it. Never been more disappointed by a beer than when I had a Moosehead in my only visit to the Maritimes. It's fucking shit.

 

My (step)dad hasn't been heard from since this robbery. That is his favorite beer. . .

 

99,999 bottles of beer on the lam, 99,999 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 99,998 bottles of beer on the lam.

 

Moosehead is the Canadian equivalent of Bud Lite.

Turkey piss.

 

The RCMP has issued a photo of one of the suspects...

 

I like Moosehead, there are better beers but to me there is no bad beer just better beer.

 

All drunken Canadians are suspects.

That really narrows the field.

;D

(Just kidding. I love Canada).

 

Hic ... dammit ... I shoulda gone ... for ... <stumble, crash, bang> ... hic ... dammit ... the Premium Dry ... shoot.