Speaking At Career Days

Hi kids, my name is Pube. I berate people on a sports journalism message board. It's such a great time. Does anyone want to join me in the fun? ... Well fuck you then! You're all a bunch of simpletons!

 

I recently interviewed a few junior high kids. Major changes coming to the high school within the next few years that will affect athletics, so it was a decent little story.

I talked to them like adults and got surprisingly good quotes for my story. Not that I'm equating this to covering anything below junior varsity ...

Otherwise, we've been told that when we speak to groups, we should follow a "script" they gave us.

 

Who's got the weed?
And which is the crazy chick teacher who likes to fuck?
Something like that?

 

Nah, you never have to ask. Kids around here are quite blatant about their substance abuse.

 

I'm personally more intersted in the teachers who like to fuck students.
Those are special ladies right there.

 

For future reference, when the education reporter writes the story and gets shitcanned by the paper, I'll post a link for you.
;D

 

That was awesome.

 

I would talk about Cesar Gutierrez's 7-for-7 game, for starters, then mention Red Berenson's six-goal game, and so on.

 

An outstanding laugh out loud moment.

Don't forget Norm Van Brocklin.

 

Something like that.

The kids are much more honest than this group.

That's why I have to continue my teachings on this board.

 

Take the job at Wal-Mart.