Sparty football players storm a dorm, slap women, assorted mayhem, etc.

Funny how the board's resident Maize and Blue fanboi would bring this up.

 

They would have been suspended for five games if MSU was under any kind of heat from the NCAA. Does running from the cops during spring break count towards offseason workouts?

 

I have a lot of time on my hands now that I don't need to defend Rich Rodriguez anymore. And with the media love fest going on - I probably won't need to defend Brady Hoke. So I need a new hobby!

 

Wait, Alabama just scored again.


Dantonio of course consulted with his Close Personal Friend and Savior, Jesus Christ, who counseled him that a 6-4, 250 tight end could be nothing less than a blessing from heaven.

Oh in case anybody was wondering, of course he will be asked to Mentor The Youth:

Ah yes, more guest appearances from criminal thugs. Just what the student-athletes in the Detroit Public Schools need.

 

Geez, you talk like it was a serious offense, like trading t-shirts and autographs for tattoos.

 

Wait, weren't the laptops stolen from Detroit Public Schools??!!!??

Tremendous idea!

 

ding ding ding.

Moral: Steal thousands of dollars of stuff from the school district, then a few months later we welcome you back as a hero.

Great message for "the youth."

 

Robert Bobb shouldn't let him in his schools.

 

Well, being 6-4, 250, he should at least be able to shove his way into those 60-student classrooms.

I don't think Sims attended DPS anyway. Being a good devout Catholic, he elected to pursue pre-seminary studies at Orchard Lake St. Mary's.