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Spahn and Sain and...

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by zeke12, Nov 12, 2007.

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  1. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

  2. Point of Order

    Point of Order Active Member

    Zeke, the only solution is rain, and the only place we get that is from a higher power.
  3. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    I blame women's college basketball.
  4. Point of Order

    Point of Order Active Member

    I covered a women's basketball game delayed by rain. It was coming down so hard the roof leaked and water came on the court in two different places. I never saw that happen at a men's game at that arena. God hates women's hoops.
  5. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Maybe we should all go forth and sin, thus making the baby jesus cry, thereby unleashing a torrential downpour.

    Such as.
  6. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Wait, you mean the drought isn't God's punishment for homosexuality?
  7. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    I thought for sure this was going to be Zeke crying about the 2008 Twins' rotation, which will feature Francisco Liriano, Boof Bonser and, he hopes, several days of locusts. I'll be damned. :)
  8. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Well, if it finally does rain in Georgia, but instead of life-giving water the residents of the Peach State are blessed with reptiles falling from the sky, we'll know that BYH pleased his wife in a Biblical sense.

    Nobody down there hold their breath.
  9. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    Do you practice being an asshole, or does it come naturally?
  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    That's what your mother said when I orally pleasured her last night. :)
  11. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Couldn't have been her.

    She was at a women's basketball game.

    In Georgia.

    Wearing her rubbers.
  12. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    The next step is to sacrifice a virgin, but it's damned hard to find one in Georgia these days.
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