Spahn and Sain and...

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Yes, I'll say it. There has to be something else the man can be doing.

 

Zeke, the only solution is rain, and the only place we get that is from a higher power.

 

I blame women's college basketball.

 

I covered a women's basketball game delayed by rain. It was coming down so hard the roof leaked and water came on the court in two different places. I never saw that happen at a men's game at that arena. God hates women's hoops.

 

Maybe we should all go forth and sin, thus making the baby jesus cry, thereby unleashing a torrential downpour.

Such as.

 

Wait, you mean the drought isn't God's punishment for homosexuality?

 

I thought for sure this was going to be Zeke crying about the 2008 Twins' rotation, which will feature Francisco Liriano, Boof Bonser and, he hopes, several days of locusts. I'll be damned.

 

Well, if it finally does rain in Georgia, but instead of life-giving water the residents of the Peach State are blessed with reptiles falling from the sky, we'll know that BYH pleased his wife in a Biblical sense.

Nobody down there hold their breath.

 

Do you practice being an asshole, or does it come naturally?

 

That's what your mother said when I orally pleasured her last night.

 

Couldn't have been her.

She was at a women's basketball game.

In Georgia.

Wearing her rubbers.

 

The next step is to sacrifice a virgin, but it's damned hard to find one in Georgia these days.