Spaceballs alert!

It's always about race with you, isn't it?

You know, black people can be sheriffs, too. Welcome to the 1870s.

 

Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

 

Lord I hated that.

And seeing the Family Guy's take on Star Wars makes me hate it even more.

 

Dead. To. Me.

 

HELMET: Who made that man a gunner?
MAJOR: I did, sir. He's my cousin.
HELMET: Who is he?
SANDURZ: He's an Asshole, sir.
HELMET: I know that. What's his name?
SANDURZ: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
HELMET: And his cousin?
SANDURZ: He's an Asshole, too, sir. Gunner's-mate, 1st Class, Philip Asshole.
HELMET: How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?
ALL: Yo!
HELMET: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes.

 

"What's a matter Colonel Sanders...CHICKEN???"

 

"I said across her nose, not up it!"

 

"I'll be down immediately!"

"Shall I have Snotty beam you down, sir?

"I'm not sure about that beaming stuff. Is it safe?"

"Oh yes, sir. Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful."

 

Yogurt: Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.
[turns it on]
Dinks: Ooooh!
Yogurt: [reacts to dinks] The kids love this one.
[a dink hands him a doll that looks likes Yogurt]
Yogurt: And last but not least, Spaceballs the doll, me.
[pulls string]
Doll: May the schwartz be with you!
Yogurt: [kisses the doll] Adorable.

 

Shouldn't be funny, but it is.

"What's your name?"
"Barf."
"No, your full name"
"Barfolamew"

 

It just started on Encore 2,820 (or Encore 6).

 

No Lord Helmet, I did not see you playing with your dolls again.