SOUND THE ALARM!!!! BAN TANNING BEDS!!!! SAVE US FROM OURSELVES!!!!

Oh no, another pinhead from academia has declared something people do every day to be unsafe --- the hysterical "can't let us be free" crowd has something else to bitch and moan about and call for bans and call for punishments for people who don't conform to their risk-free world!!!!

http://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/news/20090728/who-tanning-beds-cause-cancer

So what will you whiners call for -- banning them or taxing their usage at such an absurdly high rate that nobody can afford to use them? :

 

I'd probably put a big-ass sign on the side, reading "This shit seriously might cause cancer."

 

If some moron wants to lay in a tanning bed under ultraviolet light and burn themselves, it ain't my business.

If some moron is texting while drving 60 MPH and hits my car, it is my business.

And if some moron can't see the difference between these two things, he's even dumber than I thought.

 

Last time I was in a tanning bed, I ended up with stripes.


Tanning beds with old bulbs suck.

 

Zigzag has "discovered" something the rest of the world has known for many years now.

What do you plan to discover tomorrow? That clouds in the sky often lead to rain? Or perhaps that the sun rises in the west?

 

What if some moron wants to smoke in a room full of other morons who want to smoke in an establishment owned by someone who wants to smoke and with a sign on the front door stating clearly "we smoke here"

Is that your fucking business too?

How about if a moron wants to ride a motorcycle without a helmet?

Is that your fucking business too?

How about if a moron wants to ride in a car with no seat belt?

Is that your fucking business too?

How about if a moron wants to pay a woman for a blow job?

Is that your fucking business too?

I know, I know THAT'S DIFFERENT!!!!

 

No, no, not me -- this is the WHO IARC (one of your liberal do-gooder organizations......) who came out with this brilliant discovery today........

 

What did Carl Edwards think of your racing stripes?

 

He said, "oooo, baby, i wanna ride up on your high groove."

 

Did he make the pass high or low?

 

This has to be the dumbest thread since one of our, "It's snowing! Global warming is a hoax!" threads.