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SOUND THE ALARM!!!! BAN TANNING BEDS!!!! SAVE US FROM OURSELVES!!!!

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by zagoshe, Jul 28, 2009.

  1. zagoshe

    zagoshe Well-Known Member

    Oh no, another pinhead from academia has declared something people do every day to be unsafe --- the hysterical "can't let us be free" crowd has something else to bitch and moan about and call for bans and call for punishments for people who don't conform to their risk-free world!!!!

    http://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/news/20090728/who-tanning-beds-cause-cancer

    So what will you whiners call for -- banning them or taxing their usage at such an absurdly high rate that nobody can afford to use them? ::)
     
  2. MartinEnigmatica

    MartinEnigmatica Active Member

    I'd probably put a big-ass sign on the side, reading "This shit seriously might cause cancer."
     
  3. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    If some moron wants to lay in a tanning bed under ultraviolet light and burn themselves, it ain't my business.

    If some moron is texting while drving 60 MPH and hits my car, it is my business.

    And if some moron can't see the difference between these two things, he's even dumber than I thought.
     
  4. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    Last time I was in a tanning bed, I ended up with stripes.


    Tanning beds with old bulbs suck.
     
  5. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    Zigzag has "discovered" something the rest of the world has known for many years now.

    What do you plan to discover tomorrow? That clouds in the sky often lead to rain? Or perhaps that the sun rises in the west?
     
  6. zagoshe

    zagoshe Well-Known Member


    What if some moron wants to smoke in a room full of other morons who want to smoke in an establishment owned by someone who wants to smoke and with a sign on the front door stating clearly "we smoke here"

    Is that your fucking business too?

    How about if a moron wants to ride a motorcycle without a helmet?

    Is that your fucking business too?

    How about if a moron wants to ride in a car with no seat belt?

    Is that your fucking business too?

    How about if a moron wants to pay a woman for a blow job?

    Is that your fucking business too?

    I know, I know THAT'S DIFFERENT!!!!
     
  7. zagoshe

    zagoshe Well-Known Member

    No, no, not me -- this is the WHO IARC (one of your liberal do-gooder organizations......) who came out with this brilliant discovery today........
     
  8. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Active Member

    What did Carl Edwards think of your racing stripes? :) :D
     
  9. spnited

    spnited Active Member

     
  10. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    He said, "oooo, baby, i wanna ride up on your high groove."
     
  11. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Active Member

    Did he make the pass high or low?
     
  12. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    This has to be the dumbest thread since one of our, "It's snowing! Global warming is a hoax!" threads.
     
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