Sorry ladies of the world ...

Damn, even I wouldn't have tried to pull that one off.

She said yes and the Steelers won. Two very good results.

 

Enjoy it; you'll rarely find out what marital sex feels like...

 

congrats rhody. good luck to you both!

 

Congratulations.

Just because my engagement ended in disaster doesn't mean I can't be happy for other couples. Right? Friggin bastards.

But. Really, congrats.

 

Congrats, R.

Now let me know when you're planning the wedding so I can coordinate mine beforehand. Lord knows we're not both getting the same time period off from work.

 

Your state lets humans legally marry inflatable dolls?

 

ZING!

 

If they did, that would be yet another thing I would turn to for sex before I turned to you.

 

Inches away from actual humor.


(Sorry, Fenian)

 

Congrats, Rhody! Awesome.
Many, many years of happiness, brother (with the wife, not the Steelers). Mavel tov.

 

Kudos, congrats, and don't jump into fatherhood right away.

 

Some of us don't have the luxury of choice in that matter.
When I met the future Mrs. Appgrad05, she told me she was a mother of two. I said OK, she thought I was full of shit. We were friends for five months, trying to avoid the elephant in the room. We finally let it out, decided I should meet her boys and that was that. I was done. I already knew I was falling in love with her, but meeting them removed any hesitation at all in my mind.
Now we're 700 miles away from home, living our life. Just me, her, a 13-year-old and a 9-year-old. Hard to believe a year ago my biggest worry in life was what beer I was going to get drunk with that weekend.
Would I change anything? No. I love being a stepdad.