Sorry guys, Pam's off the market

Boobs Anderson and Kid Rock are back together and getting hitched. I give it eight months.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060718...2wDW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBhZDJjOXUyBHNlYwNtdm5ld3M-

 

At least the wedding party didn't have to beg a refund on the HAZMAT suits.

 

I'm AMAZED a video of Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson having sex has never surfaced. I mean, it almost defies the laws of probability that this hasn't come out. Let's face it, you know Kid Rock is the type of guy who would want a souvenir of his conquests. I guess after she appeared in two home videos, Ms. Anderson flat out refuses to screw if a camera is around.

 

I thought you meant this Pam. But I knew she already was taken.
Still, a reason to post a pic of the lovely Pam Beesley.

 

She looks like a blue box with a question mark in it.

 

That's weird, AQB. To me, she looks like a white box with a red x.

To each his/her own.

 

Hey, has Elliotte hit you with a restraining order yet?

 

I would never hurt Elliotte.

Unless that's what he's into.








I'M KIDDING, ELLIOTTE! I SWEAR TO GOODNESS!

 

You need to conjure up a way to have Elliotte interview Brook Jacoby.

 

Well, not believing in god kind of precludes me from swearing to him/her/it.

 

Didn't Pam Anderson's expiration date pass a long time ago.
It's about time she's off the market.

 

I wonder what Pam Anderson and Kid Rock talk about?