Sorry, boys, Elyse Keaton is off the market!

Sit Ubu, Sit.

 

That just made me laugh harder than anything I think I've ever seen here, and I have no idea why. But goddamn, that is funny, funny shit.

 

I'm trying to think of a really tasteless, and far more classless, Parkinson's dig. But my mind fails me at the moment.

First Mike Brady is gay, now Mrs. Keaton. If it turns out Uncle Phil doesn't bat for the home team, I might shoot myself.

 

The news really shook him up?
He tried to set her up with a date while they were taping the show, but now that he knows the truth, he really feels like a jerk?

There's also one with Mallory teaching Mom how to use the self-contained underwater breathing apparatus outside the ocean ...

 

I was confining my joke to the staunchly conservative character played by Michael J. Fox. I didn't want this to be a dig on his Parkinson's.

 

"Hey whoa, whoa hey."

 

I wonder if there will be a Lifetime movie about this?

 

"Mother, May I Sleep With You?"

 

Take a Parkinson's dig at your own risk. Ranks right up there with cancer digs and some other helpless and debilitating diseases.

Some things aren't ever funny.

 

"Lesbian Cougar: On the Prowl"

 

Good dog.

 

Did UBU Productions ever do anything OTHER than a Michael J. Fox production? The only times I can recall Sit UBU, Sit was Family Ties and Spin City.