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Sorry, boys, Elyse Keaton is off the market!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by TigerVols, Dec 2, 2009.

  1. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    At the age of 62, she's realized her family ties are of the lesbian variety...

  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Now THAT'S a very special episode!!!!
  3. She's off the market if you have a penis.
  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Lesbian or not, it's always handy to have a girlfriend who is a general contractor.
  5. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    Which most boys do; some even twitter.
  6. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Wonder what Alex P. Keaton would think?
  7. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    self-censoring here.
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Tina Yothers still undecided.
  9. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    And there ain't no nothing we can't love each other through.

    Does this make Michael Gross a rapist? Because I can totally see it.

    Of course, how could someone who works in public broadcasting ever keep a real woman happy?

    And the man himself is an avid model railroader. Does he send the trains through the tunnel anymore?
  10. Her agent is already pitching a "Bridget Loves Bridget."
  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    What did you think
    I would do at this moment
    When you're standing before me
    With tears in your eyes
    Trying to tell me
    that you have found you another
    and you just don't love me no more

    What did you think
    I would say at this moment
    When I'm faced with the knowledge
    That you just don't love me
    Did you think I would curse you
    Or say things to hurt you
    'cause you just don't love me no more

    Did you think
    I could hate you
    Or raise my hands to you
    Now come on you know me too well
    How could I hurt you
    when darling I love you
    and you know
    I'd never, never hurt you-oo-wo-oo...

    What do you think
    I would give at this moment
    If you'd stay
    I'd subtract twenty years from my life
    I'd fall down on my knees
    and kiss the ground that you walk on
    If I could just hold you again

    I'd fall down on my knees
    I'd kiss the ground that you walk on baby
    If I could just hold you

    If I, could just hold you

    If I, if I could just hold-hold you, again
  12. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    Figures BYH would like that sappy piece of shit song.
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