Sorry, boys, Elyse Keaton is off the market!

At the age of 62, she's realized her family ties are of the lesbian variety...

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-et-meredith-baxter3-2009dec03,0,3980643.story

 

Now THAT'S a very special episode!!!!

 

She's off the market if you have a penis.

 

Lesbian or not, it's always handy to have a girlfriend who is a general contractor.

 

Which most boys do; some even twitter.

 

Wonder what Alex P. Keaton would think?

 

self-censoring here.

 

Tina Yothers still undecided.

 

And there ain't no nothing we can't love each other through.

Does this make Michael Gross a rapist? Because I can totally see it.

Of course, how could someone who works in public broadcasting ever keep a real woman happy?

And the man himself is an avid model railroader. Does he send the trains through the tunnel anymore?

 

Her agent is already pitching a "Bridget Loves Bridget."

 

What did you think
I would do at this moment
When you're standing before me
With tears in your eyes
Trying to tell me
that you have found you another
and you just don't love me no more

What did you think
I would say at this moment
When I'm faced with the knowledge
That you just don't love me
Did you think I would curse you
Or say things to hurt you
'cause you just don't love me no more

Did you think
I could hate you
Or raise my hands to you
Now come on you know me too well
How could I hurt you
when darling I love you
and you know
I'd never, never hurt you-oo-wo-oo...

What do you think
I would give at this moment
If you'd stay
I'd subtract twenty years from my life
I'd fall down on my knees
and kiss the ground that you walk on
If I could just hold you again

I'd fall down on my knees
I'd kiss the ground that you walk on baby
If I could just hold you

If I, could just hold you

If I, if I could just hold-hold you, again

 

Figures BYH would like that sappy piece of shit song.