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Sopranos A Crowd?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Bubbler, Jun 8, 2007.

  1. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    Everyone is on the edge of their collective seats about Sundays Sopranos' finale. There's two reasons I wish I was into it more: a) I don't have HBO; but b) is more important.

    My mind is on the Sopranos spinoff.

    I want to know the juicy details of the spinoff. Could it be AfterSopranos? Sopranos A Crowd? Tony Soprano's Place? The Sopranos' Brides? The New WKR-Sopranos?

    SJ needs to weigh in. My choice?

    Tony gets a divorce, turns Sammy the Bull on his remaining crew and goes into witness protection, where ends up working in a nutty L.A. Peach-Pit style high school hangout/internet cafe (kind of the anti-Bada Bing, wacky!). Soprano works there with ...

    • An eccentric one-time Valley girl stuck in the 80s
    • A USC football player and NFL prospect who leans gay (its never said outright, there's Very Special Episode Potential with guest star Pete Carroll if the cards are worked right) and has a heart of gold.
    • A sassy illegal alien with a past, but who is supporting her own family of nine, and secretly, her failing East L.A. church, all on her cafe salary. (Very Special Episode potential and possible Tony love interest)
    • A cute-as-a-button, world-wise Vietnamese pot belly pig named Bacon! Bacon is the cafe's mascot and source of perspective when the rest of the cast goes haywire!

    Wackiness is sure to ensue!
     
  2. Claws for Concern

    Claws for Concern Active Member

    Tony loves Chachi
     
  3. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    I would not give him the divorce, you need Carm in the waitress uniform trying to make coffee in a 1950s percolator, asking if it makes espresso.

    She cannot find a decent store that sells Juicy Couture, and the local beauty shop doesn't stock her shade of Essie 'Ballet Slippers' nail polish for the french manicure. Plus, the low illegal alien population in the town has made it extremely difficult to find good cleaning help.

    But AJ seems ok working at the Dairy Queen and building a small local porn business using the hidden camera in the girls' bathroom.
     
  4. Duane Postum

    Duane Postum Member

    Everybody Loves Pussy
     
  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Tony Soprano, U.S.M.C.

    Soprano 1980

    North Caldwell 2-Nite (ok, this one's obscure)
     
  6. part-timer

    part-timer Member

    Happy Kine can be the new Silvio.
     
  7. Guy_Incognito

    Guy_Incognito Well-Known Member

    I think we have a winner.
     
  8. Cansportschick

    Cansportschick Active Member

    I second that.
     
  9. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    I, for one, want to see Uncle Junior move to Hollywood and hire Lloyd away from Ari in his bid to become the next superagent.
     
  10. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    I was thinking Uncle Junior goes with Tony--because as we know there's no more money to keep him at the hospital--and every week, he shows up somewhere naked.

    'Um, Mr Finnity, this is Sheriff Bob again, we have your Uncle Ed, seems he found his way over Ladies' Garden Walk and Craft Fair....yessir, we let him keep one of the doilies, but you should come pick him up....'

    (I'm completely sure that's how he ends this week's episode....stark naked on the Jersey Turnpike.)
     
  11. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    So you're saying you think Tony's going to whack Paulie, then head to the Regal Beagle with Mary Cadorette and E.Z.?
     
  12. Simon_Cowbell

    Simon_Cowbell Active Member

    end...of...thread.

    Bravo
     
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