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Songbird's new title

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Big Buckin' agate_monkey, Jul 9, 2007.

  1. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member


    The King and I would like to official announce Songbird shall be called, "The thread killer and lady thriller" for his efforts in locking yet another thread.

    Well done, Songbird.

    There will be no questions for Songbird. He did release this statement:

    "Well, throughout my life spanning not only America but several exotic countries, too, I've come to be known as a 'thread thriller and lady killer.' But after seeing JDV's success as a thread killer and lady thriller I thought to myself, I thought, there must be a way to usurp his title with a few foul thread-posting swoops.

    So yeah, I feel good about my accomplishment. I feel like I just scoreboarded a room full of proveably, demonstrably 19-35 Raiderettes from Vacaville with killer bodies.

    Today, after getting my second popular thread locked, I feel like the luckiest man alive."
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  2. Mmac

    Mmac Guest

    When a post expressly declares its "goal" to be getting the thread locked, it might be more logical and productive for the moddies to deal with the poster rather than the thread. Giving the guy exactly what he requested is not the best deterrent.

    That said, X still has a LONG way to go before he can match boots' thread-killing resume.
  3. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    X should take and deserves no credit for that one. It should have been done earlier. The information anybody needs to take part in that 'outing' is still there.
  4. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Yeah, what he said. I just happened to be the last poster on each thread.

    Well, technically, Gutter was the last poster on the JDV thread; post musta got lost in Internet Orbit (which would be a good title to a book).

    Anyhoo, I try not to kill threads. Have fun on them? Sure. Kill'em? Naw.

    MMac, I wasn't trying to get it locked, either. Never been a stated goal of mine.
  5. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    OK then. I'll just kill this now.
  6. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    See, BBAM, we can all be thread killers and lady fillers, err, thrillers.
  7. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Even SC and Flash and IJAG?
  8. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest


    Naw. I can't do it. I like them too much.
  9. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    So would "Bomb & Sucky" ... or that could be the name of a war-time porno.

    I deleted my post since I knew you would love and appreciate the honor of having the last post before Moddy locked it up.
  10. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Damn. After reading BBAM's post, I went in search of the open letters thread, thinking it was locked. When I realized it was JDV's latest pablum center that got locked, I thought, Who the fuck cares?
  11. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Pablum. I like that word, Doc.

    Gutter, I like your thought about Bomb and Sucky ...

    "Bomb and Sucky: How Jamaicans and dem gals go ATM."
  12. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

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