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Somewhere, Tommy Chong is crying

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Batman, Oct 4, 2012.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    A police helicopter in Chicago, while out on a routine patrol, noticed something odd on the ground below. Turns out it was a marijuana farm, with 1,500 plants -- some as tall as 6 feet. Cops are calling it one of the largest farms ever seen in Chicago, whose climate isn't very hospitable to open-air marijuana farming.


    As for the pot, they're planning to burn it all and salt the earth.

    Naturally, the "leagalize pot" crowd is up in arms. Also, head shops across Chicagoland will fly their black light posters at half staff for the rest of the week.
  2. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    White Sox fans gotta make money to pay for those season tickets somehow.
  3. Uncle.Ruckus

    Uncle.Ruckus Guest

    Dude, it was weed, not meth.
  4. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Some of the shit done to eradicate pot is so over the top. Why don't they drop a nuclear bomb and some nerve gas too while they're at it?

    I wish society had the same zeal to combat more important ills.
  5. Meatie Pie

    Meatie Pie Member

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  6. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Holy hotbox, Batman.

    Hey, YankeeFan, mind if I crash at your place? All I need is a couch and whatever the yuppie foodie organic farm-raised version of Bugles is.
  7. PCLoadLetter

    PCLoadLetter Well-Known Member

    A couple of days ago we covered a car wreck. 5 cops had minor injuries after crashing into each other. They were all returning from the smelter where they were burning bales of marijuana.

    I bet there's a hell of a story those guys will be telling in private for years.
  8. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty New Member

    that's like a minimum of 4,500 pounds if it was grown right ... or so my friends in high school told me.
  9. ColdCat

    ColdCat Well-Known Member

    There will be a moment of silence before the Oct. 19 Phish concert at the Chicago Theater
  10. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Dozens of Frito-Lay trucks were seen driving to the field.
  11. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Active Member

    Were they downwind?
  12. exmediahack

    exmediahack Well-Known Member

    He was the deal at Hawaii ten years ago. Throwing for 4,000 yards a year to resurrect June Jones' career.
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