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Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut...

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Mayfly, Sep 12, 2007.

  1. Mayfly

    Mayfly Active Member


    All I can say is Ow! I mean at least hit a pool cue over the guys' back. But to have his chestnuts hanging out to dry like that? That is too low.
  2. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Typical retarded Texas fan.

    Why in the hell would you do that?

    It would be the same thing as wearing a John Elway jersey in the Black Hole in Oakland.
  3. MartinEnigmatica

    MartinEnigmatica Active Member

    Yeah, his balls deserved to be hanging out of his sack. Dumb move wearing the shirt, but the reaction is over the top if it was unprovoked.
  4. Huh, I would have guessed "typical retarded Oklahoma fan" would be the response, but OK.
  5. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    no shit. Otherwise, I think we need a list of all locations and corresponding shirts that cannot be worn to avoid physical assault/ass kickings, etc.

    And the assaulter is a church deacon as well. Nice.
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    boots is gonna need a new list -- best places to get your nuts dry roasted.
  7. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    The Sooners have always had pretty good ball-handling skills.

    But the play was dead when the Texas guy's knee hit the floor.

    No fumble.

    Texas guy retains possession.
  8. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    My balls hurt a bit now.
  9. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Sorry, I can't resist.

    Rube Baker: Hey. Ya know Ricky, breaking up with a girlfriend can be a very painful thing. But it don't have to keep ya down for long. I mean, let me tell ya something from my own personal experience. I've never had a regular girlfriend like you, but I did get kicked in the balls once by a mule. Now, I thought I would be hurting for the rest of my life. But you know what happened the very next week?
    Rick Vaughn: What?
    Rube Baker: My momma died. Hell, after that, I didn't care no more about my balls hurtin'. You see what I'm gettin' at?
  10. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Tape it up and get back out there!
  11. farmerjerome

    farmerjerome Active Member

    Yeah, pussy. Walk it off.
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