Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut...

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All I can say is Ow! I mean at least hit a pool cue over the guys' back. But to have his chestnuts hanging out to dry like that? That is too low.

 

Typical retarded Texas fan.

Why in the hell would you do that?

It would be the same thing as wearing a John Elway jersey in the Black Hole in Oakland.

 

Yeah, his balls deserved to be hanging out of his sack. Dumb move wearing the shirt, but the reaction is over the top if it was unprovoked.

 

Huh, I would have guessed "typical retarded Oklahoma fan" would be the response, but OK.

 

no shit. Otherwise, I think we need a list of all locations and corresponding shirts that cannot be worn to avoid physical assault/ass kickings, etc.

And the assaulter is a church deacon as well. Nice.

 

boots is gonna need a new list -- best places to get your nuts dry roasted.

 

The Sooners have always had pretty good ball-handling skills.

But the play was dead when the Texas guy's knee hit the floor.

No fumble.

Texas guy retains possession.

 

My balls hurt a bit now.

 

Sorry, I can't resist.

Rube Baker: Hey. Ya know Ricky, breaking up with a girlfriend can be a very painful thing. But it don't have to keep ya down for long. I mean, let me tell ya something from my own personal experience. I've never had a regular girlfriend like you, but I did get kicked in the balls once by a mule. Now, I thought I would be hurting for the rest of my life. But you know what happened the very next week?
Rick Vaughn: What?
Rube Baker: My momma died. Hell, after that, I didn't care no more about my balls hurtin'. You see what I'm gettin' at?

 

Tape it up and get back out there!

 

Yeah, pussy. Walk it off.