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Sometimes The Stories Are Too Good To Be Made Up

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Flying Headbutt, Jun 5, 2007.

  1. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    So a woman gets high on crack and drives her car through a street festival in DC. By the time her car is finally stopped she had hit 40 people with her car, some of them children, some of whom were basically infants. Luckily no one died. And The Washington Post, to its credit, dug up every detail it could about this crackpot and now we find she had a part-time job working for Marion Barry. Yes, it's only coincidental. But still. I won't say it's funny, but Alanis Morissette wants to find a way to incorporate it into a song.

  2. pallister

    pallister Guest

    Looks like the voters of D.C. have their next mayor.
  3. linotype

    linotype Well-Known Member

    How long until Josh Hancock's dad sues the organizers of the street festival and the injured children?
  4. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    This street fest was put on by a church no less. It was simply amazing Saturday night. Incomprehensible to anyone with a brain. But then again since she was on crack this time....
  5. well done
  6. What, no Muslimofascistijihadi angle?
    Boom's gonna be pissed.
  7. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Seems someone has beaten Alanis to it

    Riding that train
    High on cocaine ...
  8. nowhat

    nowhat New Member

    Alanis Morisssette wants to incorporate it into a song? hell, lets have resident wordsmith BYH have a crack at it. I'm sure his would be much better! Ya out there B?
  9. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member


    Bitch set me up!
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