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Sometimes one hand just isn't enough...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Rumpleforeskin, Jul 8, 2008.

  1. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Man arrested for having OCTOPUS porn


  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Call him crazy, but that's one guy I'd want on my side if we're being attacked by tigers and octupii.
  3. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    So he could screw them to death?
  4. forever_town

    forever_town Active Member

    Please tell me he's kidding.
  5. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I was going with distract them so I could get away. But your plan works, too.
  6. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Anything less than pterodactyl porn is just a joke.
  7. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    You won't see that on the discovery channel.
  8. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    That's nothing. I mean, it's pretty funny. But my best friend has 4.6 gigs of porn at college, most of which, I'm told, were weird videos like "fish porn" and things of the like. He said they were there to amuse -- humorously -- he and his friends, and I believe them. He also had a ton of "puke," "pizza" and "poopie" porn, too.

    I never saw any of them, especially the pizza porn, which he said almost made him hurl.

    When he took his computer home for Christmas, his dad did a scan of his files to upgrade the system. That wasn't a fun day in that house.
  9. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    What would pizza porn be, exactly?

    I'm a pretty big perv, as IJAG can attest, but I'm drawing a blank on this one.
  10. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member


    God I've missed you so.
  11. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    You're so genuine!
  12. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Every day, I would look to see if you had posted.

    Every day, I cried just a little.
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