Someone stole my garbage

That's how I understood it.

 

What term does your region prefer? Out west, I've heard the people who dig for cans actually call themselves alley rats.

 

Mikey wakes up in his brand new mobile home.

 

I've never heard of a person being labeled an alley rat. I like the ring to it, actually.

And that's a sweet place, Caped Crusader. It needs a couch, though.

 

I guess that it could be worse:

From: http://www.wlos.com/shared/newsroom/top_stories/wlos_vid_1094.shtml

 

He wasn't stealing it. He was saving her from committing despicable acts with it.

 

I clean out my litter box every morning. If someone wants to rip open one of my trash bags and dig through two weeks of clumpy cat shit and piss to take claim to empty tooth paste tubes or orange peels, hey, be my guest.

 

I didn't know they made people-sized litter boxes. ;D

 

Does A.J. Weberman live in your neighborhood?

 

Imagine the money we'd save on toilet tissue.

 

There's no clogging or plunging with a litter box. [/crossthreading]

 

If you clean the litter box every morning, how do you have two weeks of clumpy cat shit in the garbage?
You only put the garbage out every two weeks?