Someone must have found her ... umm ... Target

Porno blaring over the Target loudspeakers doesn't make for a family-friendly shopping experience.

Target store in California blares porn over loudspeakers

 

An ATM in Target is a lot different than an ATM at the Wynn-Dixie.

 

Kudos on the thread title.

 

This is my favorite story of the day, especially because it apparently went on for 15 minutes. If I were a parent with my kids in the store, I would be upset, too. Since I'm not and I wasn't, I find it hysterical.

 

I’ve already spent too much time wondering how someone made this happen. Probably a disgruntled ex-employee.

 

If by chance it was perpetrated by a disgruntled current employee, my guess is that he/she is soon to be an ex-employee...

 

"Footage of the bizarre incident was captured by Campbell mother Gina Young, who said the X-rated audio caused her twin boys to burst into tears and threw frantic employees into a panic."

Oh please, could it have been the commotion that caused them to cry, not the sound over the loud speaker that they had no idea what they were listening to?

 

"I have no idea to tHis day what those two people were moaning about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are better left unsaid. I'd like to think they were moaning about something so beautiful it can't be expressed in words."

 

I thought I heard the same thing at Walmart, but it was just two fat old tattooed geezers fucking on the patio furniture.

 

I listened to the audio, and I think I recognized it. Sounded like Christy Canyon titty fucking.

 

Tell the kids it's a religious recording. That's why they're saying Oh God over and over.