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Someone must have found her ... umm ... Target

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by dixiehack, Oct 15, 2015.

  1. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

  2. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    An ATM in Target is a lot different than an ATM at the Wynn-Dixie.
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  3. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    Kudos on the thread title.
  4. TyWebb

    TyWebb Well-Known Member

    This is my favorite story of the day, especially because it apparently went on for 15 minutes. If I were a parent with my kids in the store, I would be upset, too. Since I'm not and I wasn't, I find it hysterical.
  5. Craig Sagers Tailor

    Craig Sagers Tailor Active Member

    I’ve already spent too much time wondering how someone made this happen. Probably a disgruntled ex-employee.
  6. jackfinarelli

    jackfinarelli Member

    If by chance it was perpetrated by a disgruntled current employee, my guess is that he/she is soon to be an ex-employee...
  7. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    There were clean ups in several aisles afterward. *bdum dum*

    Seriously, I read that particular store set a record for battery sales that day.
  8. MTM

    MTM Well-Known Member

    "Footage of the bizarre incident was captured by Campbell mother Gina Young, who said the X-rated audio caused her twin boys to burst into tears and threw frantic employees into a panic."

    Oh please, could it have been the commotion that caused them to cry, not the sound over the loud speaker that they had no idea what they were listening to?
  9. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    "I have no idea to tHis day what those two people were moaning about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are better left unsaid. I'd like to think they were moaning about something so beautiful it can't be expressed in words."
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  10. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    I thought I heard the same thing at Walmart, but it was just two fat old tattooed geezers fucking on the patio furniture.
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  11. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    I listened to the audio, and I think I recognized it. Sounded like Christy Canyon titty fucking.
  12. Twirling Time

    Twirling Time Well-Known Member

    Tell the kids it's a religious recording. That's why they're saying Oh God over and over.
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