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Someone Keeps Drinking My Cokes

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Flying Headbutt, Nov 29, 2006.

  1. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Find a way to get invited to his house, then upperdeck him.
     
  2. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Fixed.
     
  3. patchs

    patchs Active Member

    Put a pubic hair on it.
    Worked for Clarence Thomas.
    Seriously, one of our photogs had this exact same problem a few months ago.
    So she talked to the publisher, who put a sign on the fridge saying "You don't steal from a teammate."
    Gotta love that corporate atmosphere
    Will say, she hasn't had a problem since.
    I just keep my water in a bag so I know what's mine.
     
  4. Pilot

    Pilot Well-Known Member

    I know I'd check out at some dude's balls if it meant some other dude got to basically lick them.
     
  5. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    Headbutt:
    DON'T DISRESPECT DA BING!

    Sxy:
    If you walked into my office, I'd just be damn happy to see you. ;)
     
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    You'd have to time the ingestion of the little blue pill right, though.
     
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