Someone Keeps Drinking My Cokes

You asked for "dastardly ideas." Besides, I said to make sure it was a can you didn't care about. And no, I have neither decorum nor decency.

 

If I had room in my sig, that would be perfect.

 

You've been around here too long to ask a question like that.

 

Just play it straight, headbutt.
Next time he steals your Coke, you simply tell him in a voice loud enough for everyone in the office to hear:
"If you take my fucking soda one more time, I'll pour the motherfucker over your head and then I'll break your fucking hand. Understood?"
Then take the soda from him and pour it over his head...throw the empty can in his face and casually, calmly walk away.

 

Go by his house, ring his door bell and run away.

 

spnted - dear lord son, i'm not sure i would ever want to work with you. you would call me a motherf^%(# just for walking in the door, i think.

I like the shaking up of the drink. That's pretty funny and fairly harmless. Just hope he's not wearing Gucci to work that day.

 

You spins the wheel, you takes the chances...

 

F-H,

This isn't dastardly, but since yours are "marked," couldn't you write your name in big letters on the can with a Sharpie from now on?

This is dastardly. Get some official looking medical document and have a friend fax it in confirming his venereal disease and leave it for public view.

 

geez. just put a post-it with your name on the top of the can.

better yet, just fucking ask him if he took your coke.

 

Where's the sport in that?