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Someone Keeps Drinking My Cokes

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Flying Headbutt, Nov 29, 2006.

  1. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    And walking by this one guy's desk, I know exactly who it is. I keep one in the fridge at work in case I need the caffeine jolt when I'm working late, which sometimes happens. First time the guy, who is nice as heck otherwise, took it was sometime last week I believe. I only went investigating when I noticed that the can, which was there about an hour and a half ago, no longer was. And as I walked by his desk, bam, there it was, distinctly marked different from other cans of coke in this office. So, what should I do? I'm looking for good ideas. Dastardly ideas. Like I said he's a nice guy and probably doesn't even realize he's taking someone else's drink. Or maybe I just have him figured out all wrong too. Hmmmmmmmmm.
  2. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Take a can of Coke you don't care about, go work out for a while, then wipe your ball sweat on the can. That'll learn him.
  3. carrie

    carrie Active Member

    Sounds like you should drop a deuce on him.
  4. da man

    da man Well-Known Member

    Hangin's too good fer him.
  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    take your can, shake it up in the paint machine, gently set it in the fridge and watch the hilarity ensue when he tries to open it.... It worked for Bart, Homer and a can of Duff...
  6. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    Now THIS is a great idea.
  7. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    Ooohh, that would be cold...in more than one way.
  8. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Active Member

    This could be comic gold. And sweet revenge.

    Or you could just drop a deuce on him.
  9. Flash

    Flash Guest

    First thing I thought of was rubbing a good healthy dose of nut butter around the rim. Just make sure you have a cohort as a witness to prove what you did and with whom you may enjoy the raucous laughter.
    Of course, shaking the hell out of the can works, too.
  10. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    Promise us an update if you indeed chose this path.
  11. audreyld

    audreyld Guest

    Promise us an update no matter which path you choose. All are worthy.
  12. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Some of you guys (and gals) are some really sick fucks. Do you have any decorum or decency? Geez, I said he was a nice guy. Why would I rub my junk all over a stupid can of soda he may or may not drink? What if I end up drinking it first instead?
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