Somebody please tell me what's wrong with this picture

"I don't blame you, though, Suzanne. You see, women's bodies are beautiful. But men's bodies, I see 'em everywhere. Locker rooms, cocks all over the place..."

 

For the same reason that kittens are cute and cuddly but frogs aren't. Men are hairy, and backdoor action seems painful and germy. Plus, there may be something anatomical. Plus, I think the Hershey highway seems largely taboo. The only reason it's explored in hetero relationships is that one false move, quite literally, opens a door to a new experience.

 

Yes, but drilling my sweat-musked cock that has spent up to 12 hours or more stuffed hotly into my underwear - with an occasional recess for spraying urine - between two gamey labial lips that have been under similar environmental duress with the added bonus of producing at times blood and/or yeast...that is a beatiful expression of flowering love between a man and a woman.

 

Shakespeare couldn't have said it any better. ;D

 

Yea, forsooth, get thee to my bedroom wench, whilst we shall bumpeth our uglier natures together so our faces may both resemble the most savage beasts and the heights of pleasure. Then I shall pulleth out and leaveth a mark athwart your back that shall resemble the islands of Hawaii.

 

My god. Did I just read that????

 

I'll stroke to that!

 

Maybe you should try a bubble bath.

 

That's what boots calls poetry in motion!

 

[standing ovation]

 

Since it's 16th century Shakespeare, shouldn't it be the Isles of Britannia? Otherwise, bravo!

 

sweet.