Somebody please tell me what's wrong with this picture

Let me be the first to say..

This will NOT end well.

 

Uh, it didn't start well, either.

 

Hershey Highway, plus various testosterone-affected thought processes.

 

I'm all for gay marriage.


























As long as both chicks are hot.

 

Boogie in Your Butt, by Eddie Murphy ...



[CHORUS]
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt

I ain't puttin no boogie in nobody's butt
That's nasty, man
What you talkin about
Puttin boogie in people's butt
Are you out yo mind or something?
Could go to jail for doin something like that

Well step aside my friend
I been doing it for years
I say, sit on down, open your eyes
And open up your ears
Say, put a tree in your butt
Put a, a bumblebee in your butt
Put a clock in your butt
Put a big rock in your butt
Say, put some fleas in your butt
Say, start to sneeze in your butt
Say, put a tin can in your butt
Put a little tiny man in your butt
Say, put a light in your butt
Say, make it bright in your butt
Say, put a TV in your butt
Say, put me in your butt
Everybody say

[CHORUS]

I, hey, that's, man, I ain't putting no trees in nobody's butt,
no bees in nobody's butt, putting nothing--
You must be out your mind, man,
y'all get paid for doing this?
Cause y'all gotta get some kind of money
Cause this don't sound like the kind of--
I'd rather golf, to be perfectly honest,
than put somethin in somebody's butt
to be truthful

Well step aside my friend and let me
show you how you do it
When big bad E just rock rock to it
Put a case in your butt
Say, put a metal case in your butt
Say, put her face in your butt
Say, put a frown in your butt
Say, put a clown in your butt
Say, sit on down in your butt
Say, put a boat in your butt
Say, put a moat in your butt
Put a mink coat in your butt
Put everything in your butt
Just start to sing about your butt
Feels real good
When you sing about your butt, sing

[CHORUS]

[CHORUS]

Now wait a second, now,
Do y'all get paid for this, for doing this?

 

Peaches, in her song "Two Guys (For Every Girl)," makes clear there is at least one woman who gets turned on watching two men going at it.

 

I think a lot of it, as implied earlier, relates to male insecurity. Having been a penis-carrying male for a few years now, I can vouch that men possess a different vintage of insecurity than women.

Aside from the fact that most guys think hot beef injections in the balloon knot are just plain gross, there's the still-constant fear of "sissydom." Many males from - I'm ballparking - their early 30s to mid 50s grew up with fathers who were of the emotionally distant, macho sort. Dads back in the 50s, 60s, 70s were more often "men's men", with little ability to show affection toward their sons or their spouses. Just as their fathers before them, these dads instilled a generous helping of "traditional" male values in their sons, and part of those values was a distaste for anything decidedly non-masculine.

There's a change going on now with people my age, whose parents grew up and were influenced by the 60s and 70s. There hasn't been a complete transition, mind you, but I'm willing to bet that fewer men of my generation will be flopping onto a shrink's couch to work out father issues. I think all this trickles down to how men see homosexuality today.

Of course, as long as people steadfastly believe in an old book of Jewish fairy tales, homophobia will continue to be a societal blight. But you may notice that young men today are comfortable dressing nice, having their hair styled and using grooming products previously thought to be the domain of women only. We have a generation that is now less scared of looking "sissy", and as that generation continues to take hold, you may see less sentiments of disgust regarding man-on-man sex.

 

Two words: Hairy buttcheeks

Or is buttcheeks two words?

 

Two women = art. Two men = obscene pornography. Seems pretty simple to me.

 

Men fantasize about 2 straight women getting it on. They assume they'll get to participate and that the sexual play between the women is all about the man anyway.

They did a funny sketch about this on Saturday Night Live a few years back, IIRC.

 

guys are much more territorial than women, so the thought of sharing your girl with another guy doesn't work so well for we testosterone-laden men. I'm not saying women aren't jealous creatures, but I've found many women can get as turned on by a pretty woman as men can when it comes to porn, etc. I'm not saying women don't prefer to see pictures of men, but they can appreciate, and be arroused by, pictures of women.

Contrast that with a man's reaction. The second you see a guy or think of being in a threeway with a guy, it's "ewwww." Just a different mindset.

 

I'll say something else on a related subject. Bisexual women are the most openly sexual, showy women you will ever see, because they know what turns them on about other women (the same things that turn men on), so they 'show off' their own assets. When I goof around on MySpace, I can instantly tell which display pictures are bisexual women. Let me tell you, thank God for bisexual women.