Some men see Travis Henry and ask: Why? Others dream of 21 kids & ask: Why not?

A 29-year-old Tennesee man confirms he has fathered 21 children. On the bright side, one more and he will be able to field a football team and a practice squad.

http://www.wpgc.com/Meet-The-29-Year-Old-With-21-Kids---/4471251

Computer! Prepare for the inevitable SportsJournalists.com meltdown!

 

Re: Some men see Travis Henry and ask: Why? Others dream of 21 kids & ask: Why n

Best fantasy football team name ever: Travis Henry's Babies.

 

Re: Some men see Travis Henry and ask: Why? Others dream of 21 kids & ask: Why n

This is the second time I've used this in a week, but it works well here:



Bill Brasky sired a baseball team...an orchestra if you count the bastards!

 

Wait wait...you see a guy with 21 kids and ask "Why or why not?"

Wait, what I do ask?

 

"Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermott, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendal, Katlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert, Phil..."

 

I find it hard to laugh about such stories because these kids need to exist in the world, and they're not going to have a father.

Not saying anybody is a bad person for the jokes! I just can't bring myself to make them.

 

You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, or drive a car. Hell, you need a license to catch a fish! But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.

 

Actually, had he butt-reamed his lady friends, none of this ever would have happened.

 

Thanks for that mental picture

 

Sigh ... they give birth control away at free clinics, don't they?

 

One of my teams last year was Travis Henry's Trojans.