Some good news for Michigan

Matt Millen was going to draft it in the first round, but he opted for a wide receiver

 

John Cooper was gonna move there, then he realized he'd lose everything.

 

Fixed

 

App. State.

 

Desperate for a new quarterback, the Lions signed it for a guaranteed three years despite it being out of shape and turn-over prone.

 

http://www.mlive.com/lions/index.ssf/2008/12/tom_kowalskis_the_point_after_13.html

http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/12/11/culpeppers-million-coming-down-to-wire/

And then benched it a couple games later when they discovered it was close to reaching a million-dollar incentive clause.

 

It was going to go to Jack Kevorkian, but they weren't able to get rid of the virus that he gave it for it to load onto itself.

 

They were going to give it to that bitch who drove all the way to Nebraska and abandoned her 14 year old son there, but she decided after doing so that it was probably a bad idea.

 

Do not let your cell phone ring when you're working near it.

 

They were going to give it to Rich Rodriguez, but he'd just chase it off and badmouth it...

 

The Shock was going to have it until they discovered Nancy Liebeman messing with the outlets in the back.

 

I wish I was from Michigan. This thread is hilarious.