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Some good news for Michigan

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by mustangj17, Dec 11, 2008.

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  1. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    The state is getting like a 550 million dollar death ray or something.

    http://www.freep.com/article/20081211/NEWS06/81211042
     
    mustangj17, Dec 11, 2008
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  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    It's going to MSU... all they'll use it for is nuking couches
     
    slappy4428, Dec 11, 2008
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  3. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    They were going to give it to Western but the girls were too slutty.

    Eh, that's the best I can do. Go tell your Alma Mater to get better stereotypes.
     
    mustangj17, Dec 11, 2008
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  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    They were going to give it to Central, then they realized it had moving parts.
     
    slappy4428, Dec 11, 2008
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  5. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    They'd give it to Michigan, but they'd just lose it to Toledo
     
    Mystery_Meat, Dec 11, 2008
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  6. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Or Utah.
     
    Armchair_QB, Dec 11, 2008
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  7. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    They'd give it to the Pistons, but it'd only hit 35 percent of its targets
     
    Mystery_Meat, Dec 11, 2008
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  8. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Canuckistan missile defense shield
     
    three_bags_full, Dec 11, 2008
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  9. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    The Lions started to draft it but went wide receiver instead.
     
    dixiehack, Dec 11, 2008
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  10. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    The Red Wings expressed an interest and overpaid for it.
     
    slappy4428, Dec 11, 2008
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  11. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    It signed with the Tigers and started bitching about having to play DH
     
    Mystery_Meat, Dec 11, 2008
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  12. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    It was elected Mayor of Detroit and started running up credit card bills, having wild parties and cheating on his control panel with a video game...
     
    slappy4428, Dec 11, 2008
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