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Some good news for Michigan

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by mustangj17, Dec 11, 2008.

  1. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    The state is getting like a 550 million dollar death ray or something.

  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    It's going to MSU... all they'll use it for is nuking couches
  3. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    They were going to give it to Western but the girls were too slutty.

    Eh, that's the best I can do. Go tell your Alma Mater to get better stereotypes.
  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    They were going to give it to Central, then they realized it had moving parts.
  5. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    They'd give it to Michigan, but they'd just lose it to Toledo
  6. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Or Utah.
  7. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    They'd give it to the Pistons, but it'd only hit 35 percent of its targets
  8. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Canuckistan missile defense shield
  9. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    The Lions started to draft it but went wide receiver instead.
  10. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    The Red Wings expressed an interest and overpaid for it.
  11. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    It signed with the Tigers and started bitching about having to play DH
  12. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    It was elected Mayor of Detroit and started running up credit card bills, having wild parties and cheating on his control panel with a video game...
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