Sociopath: "I'M TOO FAT TO DIE!"

I'm sure a rope could fit around his neck.

 

Gil is by far the most underrated Simpsons character.

 

There's always the firing squad.

 

He really is a go-getter. I'd buy a house from him.

 

This guy is living proof that there's hope for Mikey just yet.

 

Not me. Gil only has three walls in his cubicle, but Cookie Kwan rules the east side. I'd buy from her.


I would however buy a RV from Gil.

 

West side! Now Cookie will kill you!

 

Only if Lionel Hutz, Esq. was available to go over the paperwork.

Care for a belt of scotch?

 

Sir, if you'll just take the needle and not make a scene ... I'll be happy to give you this garbage bag full of popcorn.

 

It's been debated recently whether it's OK to forcibly medicate insane suspects to get them competent for trial. Could a court require that his diet be cut to the point where he loses weight and therefore is thin enough to be executed?

I can't understand, though, why states continue to insist on the three-drug protocol that has come under such criticism. Just switch to a massive dose of barbiturate, something like 5 times more than is necessary to kill the average person. You could even up the dosage based on weight. That's part of his complaint, too, that his Topamax might have made him resistant to the anesthetic.

 

I don't see how his diet would have to be cut. They could just give him healthy foods to lose weight.

 

You pussies, just behead the guy.

Then justice will be served.