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Sociopath: "I'M TOO FAT TO DIE!"

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by writing irish, Aug 4, 2008.

  1. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member


    COLUMBUS, Ohio - A death row inmate scheduled for execution says he's too fat to be put to death, claiming executioners would have trouble finding his veins and that his weight could diminish the effectiveness of one of the lethal injection drugs.

  2. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Points for creativity, though.
  3. pallister

    pallister Guest


    The prison already had to make special accommodations for the guy's uniform.
  4. BYH

    BYH Active Member


  5. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Bacon up that sausage, boy.

    But dad, my heart hurts!
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Oh no! That was my retirement grease!
  7. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    Four straight Simpsons posts. Awesome.
  8. jps

    jps Active Member

    I've gotta break the simpson's string just because this is so insane. dude, you're getting the needle. sorry if it hurts. actually, no, I'm not.
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    The one where Homer and Marge fuck in public places is on right now. I remember nearly dying from laughter the first time I saw this.

    "It said bed AND breakfast right?"
  10. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    Marge, can we switch places? I don't feel comfortable with this guy in front of me.
  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    "That's a shame. He had one day left til retirement."
  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Oh Lord my hot plate! I only had two payments left!

    Eyes on the floor! Still on the floor! Always on God's floor!

    Dear Lord look at that blimp! He's hanging from a balloon!

    Why don't you take a picture? It lasts longer!

    It would have to be camera day.
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