Sociopath: "I'M TOO FAT TO DIE!"

Sigh.

COLUMBUS, Ohio - A death row inmate scheduled for execution says he's too fat to be put to death, claiming executioners would have trouble finding his veins and that his weight could diminish the effectiveness of one of the lethal injection drugs.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080804/ap_on_re_us/death_penalty_cooey

 

Points for creativity, though.

 

The prison already had to make special accommodations for the guy's uniform.

 

PUT IT IN MY VEINS!!!!

 

Bacon up that sausage, boy.

But dad, my heart hurts!

 

Oh no! That was my retirement grease!

 

Four straight Simpsons posts. Awesome.

 

I've gotta break the simpson's string just because this is so insane. dude, you're getting the needle. sorry if it hurts. actually, no, I'm not.

 

The one where Homer and Marge fuck in public places is on right now. I remember nearly dying from laughter the first time I saw this.

"It said bed AND breakfast right?"

 

Marge, can we switch places? I don't feel comfortable with this guy in front of me.

 

"That's a shame. He had one day left til retirement."

 

Oh Lord my hot plate! I only had two payments left!

Eyes on the floor! Still on the floor! Always on God's floor!

Dear Lord look at that blimp! He's hanging from a balloon!

Why don't you take a picture? It lasts longer!

It would have to be camera day.