Sobriety is for suckers!!!

I think your "two girls in a hot tub and I turned them down because I had a girlfriend who dumbed me the next week" story belongs there

Although at least you've never tried to use toothpaste as a lubricant.

 

I iz n ur box, drinkin' ur cheep bear

 

You had to go there, didn't you?? I figured you'd be one of the people proud of my chaste and honorific (that's right ... I said, 'honorific') ways.

 

But, yes, the fact that I turned down that threesome haunts me to this day ... you only get so many chances, ya know?

And damn that cute ass cat and his illiterate talking of shit. Damn him right to hell.

 

I'd date you, just for that story. I'd never have to worry about you and other girls!

 

And the next morning, they woke up, reached blearily for their pants, which were hanging on the ceiling fan, and wondered how they had come to this very strange place in their lives....HEY, FREE CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST! APPLE JACKS!

 

I hope he at least left his tie on the door so his roomie didn't walk in.

 

The motel custodial staff calls for reinforcements.

 

HAHAHAHA! Had to check out all the threads I posted on last night to check out what went on.

Huh, huh ... Fenian said 'Staff.'

I might still blow a .12 in the breathalyzer right now.