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So you win a gold medal ...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by TwoGloves, Aug 15, 2008.

  1. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    ATM
     
  2. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    air violin
     
  3. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    I'd think about how much money I could hope to parlay this gold medal in terms of endorsements, and how many women I could get by bringing the medal in a bar.
     
  4. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Two chicks at the same time.
     
  5. Dirk Legume

    Dirk Legume Active Member

    So...2 girls 1 medal?
     
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

     
  7. I Digress

    I Digress Guest

    goosebumps, watery eyes, silently mouthing the words to the anthem which means something despite the current regime. No worries. We have regime change soon.
     
  8. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    I don't know what I'd do but I wouldn't storm off the podium and dump it on the floor like that Swedish rassler did with his bronze yesterday.
     
  9. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    That was so classy.

    I'm sure I'd bawl like a baby, I roll like that.

    But after that, two chicks with my medal around my neck.
     
  10. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    Believe it or not, I'm barely old enough to remember the controversy when it actually happened. And I've read the countless stories written about it recently.
     
  11. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    I would slant my eyes like the Spanish basketball team.
     
  12. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Die of a heart attack. Because there's no way I'd ever win a gold medal.

    If I did, however, I'd stand there with my right hand over my heart, mouthing the words to the national anthem.
     
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