So you want to host a Super Bowl

Here is some of what the city of Arlington, TX _ home of the new Cowboys stadium _ needs to do when it bids for the 2011 Super Bowl:

http://www.star-telegram.com/189/story/66369.html

 

They aren't asking for much... the 30,00 parking spots within a mile caught my eye... is everyone from the NFL going to drive individually?

 

If you sat in the long ass lines to get to the game in Miami this year, you'd know why they want 30,000 parking spaces.

 

And the reply from those in Arlington so desparate to suck up to the NFL should be:
FUCK YOU! We can live without your horseshit game.

 

The NFL's shister's pressure pitch:

"If rape is inevitable...."

 

I wonder if the NFL is asking Arlington to build some ratty little subdivisions around the Cowboys' stadium to give JerryWorld the same setting as Dolphins Stadium.

Oh wait, it's Arlington. They already have the ratty little subdivisions. Cross that off the list.