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So who's going to take the stance that the new Miss America isn't American?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Versatile, Sep 16, 2013.

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  1. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    her porn name is Miss Florida
     
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    heyabbott, Sep 16, 2013
    #13
  2. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    No, no, you're thinking of her sister, Miss Missouri. From Chicago. She went under the porn name, Miss Georgia, the California Slut.
     
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    Baron Scicluna, Sep 16, 2013
    #14
  3. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    BitterYoungMatador2, Sep 16, 2013
    #15
  4. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    All I know is, never beat off to the Indian girl.
     
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    Batman, Sep 16, 2013
    #16
  5. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    The tat is the Serenity prayer.
     
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    heyabbott, Sep 16, 2013
    #17
  6. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    Bravo.

    I wonder if she's an old copy editor, from way back in the day.

    [/bets no one gets the joke]
     
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    TigerVols, Sep 16, 2013
    #18
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I would have guessed Ohio.
     
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    dooley_womack1, Sep 16, 2013
    #19
  8. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    too many teeth, not enough chins
     
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    heyabbott, Sep 16, 2013
    #20
  9. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    A Fox radio troll is stirring the pot by claiming that Miss Kansas lost because the "liberal" judges did not want a winner who "actually represented American values."

    Funny, I didn't know white skin and blonde hair were "values." Then again, I don't work for Fox, so.....
     
    Double J, Sep 16, 2013
    #21
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Heck, at Fox, that's a job requirement.
     
    dooley_womack1, Sep 16, 2013
    #22
  11. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    White Skin? Blonde Hair? Michael Jordan says call me.
     
    heyabbott, Sep 16, 2013
    #23
  12. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Given that I have both, maybe I should apply to Fox News.

    Nah, never mind. In addition to the above "values," I also have a brain and a conscience. Either one of those would disqualify me for sure.
     
    Double J, Sep 16, 2013
    #24
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