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So where's Tricky Dick Cheney?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Football_Bat, Sep 7, 2006.

  1. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    The Vice President's last public sighting was a month ago at a VFW convention.

  2. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    Call Coast to Coast tonight. Maybe he's on Moon Base Alpha.
  3. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    With the elections coming, the guy is in hiding. Nobody wants him stumping for them. Hell, nobody even likes him. Put him in a bunker, keep him out of sight and hopefully nobody will remember him as they enter the voting booths.
  4. Upper Tupper

    Upper Tupper Member

    Hitchin' a ride with Paris Hilton.
  5. Out taking that 19 percent approval rating for a spin.
  6. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    As long as he's not carrying a shotgun....
  7. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    Partying in Rio with Ken Lay.
  8. Hustle

    Hustle Guest

    "Because seeing him, well, that's like sighting a rare white elk."
  9. He's shooting 70-year old lawyers in the face.
  10. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I can live with that. As long as he stays out of trouble.
  11. Duane Postum

    Duane Postum Member

    Diving for Roto-Rooter.
  12. Point of Order

    Point of Order Active Member

    Way back on this board, I predicted a pre-election resignation for "health (political) reasons" for Mr. Cheney. Come on, baby! There's still time.
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