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So ... what would you do for a Klondike bar?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by JayFarrar, Nov 11, 2008.

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So ... what would you do for a Klondike bar?

  1. Have sex with someone you didn't love, just because you saw a box in their freezer when you went to

    5 vote(s)
    20.0%
  2. Kill a hobo

    2 vote(s)
    8.0%
  3. Klondike bars make my stomach hurt, so nothing

    1 vote(s)
    4.0%
  4. I would just buy one, if I really wanted one that bad.

    5 vote(s)
    20.0%
  5. It depends

    2 vote(s)
    8.0%
  6. I'd draw the line at a felony, but anything below that is doable

    2 vote(s)
    8.0%
  7. I don't know, but I now I got that ad jingle stuck in my head and when I find you, you will die a sl

    3 vote(s)
    12.0%
  8. I'd rather have a Fresca, so no thanks to your crazy delicious block of ice cream that has been dipp

    2 vote(s)
    8.0%
  9. Heath bar. To take one bite, to feel the cold and crunch in your mouth is to say hello to God. So go

    3 vote(s)
    12.0%
  1. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    For how long?
     
  2. luckyducky

    luckyducky Guest

    One a day until either we run out of Klondike bars or he dies of other causes?
     
  3. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Eh. That's too big a gamble. I'll just grab a Yoohoo.
     
  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I'd submit a post longer than 20 words for a Klondike.
     
  5. Paper Dragon

    Paper Dragon Member

    Is this how you tried to get your virgin girlfriend to sleep with you, Jay?
     
  6. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    In which case, he called it a "Klondike bar" (including air quotes)
     
  7. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Some people would do anything for a Klondike, but I'd do anything for a blonde dyke.
     
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Hey, there's plenty of fetish message boards out there, we don't need that here.
     
  9. Dickens Cider

    Dickens Cider New Member

    Thank you, Kanye.
     
  10. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Would you do someone "Big and thick no room for a stick"
     
  11. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    EASILY my favorite rap line of last year. I've been trying to find a way to get it in my sig, but couldn't get the whole thing in without an explainer.

    This is Louis Vuitton Don night
    So we gonna do everything that Kan like
    Heard they'd do anything for a Klondike
    Well I'd do anything for a blonde dyke
    And she'll do anything for the limelight
    And we'll do anything when the time's right

    Horridly sexist, but so good over the beat. I'll forgive anything for a good beat.
     
  12. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Sexist and includes a gay slur, but it's just such a damn good verse. It is also easily my favorite line of the year, probably in any song (though I do like the White Stripes line in 'Icky Thump' - "White Americans, what, nothing to do? Why don't you kick yourself out, you're an immigrant, too. Who's usin' who? What should we do? Well, you can't be a pimp and a prostitute, too.")
     
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