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So ... what would you do for a Klondike bar?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by JayFarrar, Nov 11, 2008.

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So ... what would you do for a Klondike bar?

  1. Have sex with someone you didn't love, just because you saw a box in their freezer when you went to

    5 vote(s)
    20.0%
  2. Kill a hobo

    2 vote(s)
    8.0%
  3. Klondike bars make my stomach hurt, so nothing

    1 vote(s)
    4.0%
  4. I would just buy one, if I really wanted one that bad.

    5 vote(s)
    20.0%
  5. It depends

    2 vote(s)
    8.0%
  6. I'd draw the line at a felony, but anything below that is doable

    2 vote(s)
    8.0%
  7. I don't know, but I now I got that ad jingle stuck in my head and when I find you, you will die a sl

    3 vote(s)
    12.0%
  8. I'd rather have a Fresca, so no thanks to your crazy delicious block of ice cream that has been dipp

    2 vote(s)
    8.0%
  9. Heath bar. To take one bite, to feel the cold and crunch in your mouth is to say hello to God. So go

    3 vote(s)
    12.0%
  1. luckyducky

    luckyducky Guest

    I'd flash the boys' room at the Baltimore outing. ...

    I mean, uh, I don't even like Klondike bars! (And I kind of hate you a little, Jay, for getting the song stuck in my head!)
     
  2. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    :-*

    I'd turn 'beetus straight (for a couple or 6 hours) for a Klondike bar.
     
  3. CM Punk

    CM Punk Guest

    I'd kill the hobo.
     
  4. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    My sig's long been my only comment on that sad, distressing time of my life.
     
  5. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    That is a VERY crowded contest and I don't think this wins. But it is in the conversation.
     
  6. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    I once killed a hobo just to watch a man die, so if I got ice cream out of the deal that would be like a double bonus!
     
  7. joe

    joe Active Member

    What, no one has said deflower a virgin yet? Folks be slippin'.
     
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    I'd watch a Gnats game -- tv if possible, in person if I had to.
     
  9. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    As will I. They'll revolt. And vomit.
     
  10. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Nothing. I absolutely hate Klondike bars.
     
  11. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    The Neapolitan bars are tasty, as are the Heath Crunch bars.
     
  12. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    Mikey, would you let BYH live for a Klondike bar?
     
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